I'm updating this morning from a foreign place. I didn't make it home from Chilifest last night, but at least I didn't sleep there like the other heathens.
A recap: it was nuts. People EVERYWHERE. It felt like game day tailgates as far as the eye could see but every single person was hammered and there wasn't enough food. And nobody was worried about getting anywhere. I saw normally elegant, poised young ladies fall into piles of empty beer cans. Couches lined one side of our area and by 9:00 they were packed with passed out bodies.. I found a friend lying on one wearing a "CAPTAIN" soccer armband and I told him he either had to get up and party or forfeit his captain rights. So he forfeited and gave me the armband. I'm psyched. I'll give it back today, maybe. I sat atop the beeramid with a friend for about an hour shouting orders. We were the king and queen. It was majestic.
I have the worst hangover ever . The kind where you can't lay down because your stomach churns but you also don't really need to vomit. Yummy. Honestly all I want is some bacon and I can't even fathom returning to Snook within the next few hours.. Like.. What?
As for photos, the last image I captured was the location of our car as we walked away. Plastered Kate and a loose iPhone don't mix well.
Day 35.. You're hurting me. Staaahhhp
Saturday, April 5, 2014
Friday, April 4, 2014
Day 36 - Chilifest
Every year, the Bryan/College Station and surrounding community revs up for a giant event called CHILIFEST.
It's essentially a shit show.
Allow me to elaborate: It's set up as a two-day country music festival with a chili cook-off on the side. What is becomes is two LONG days of college debauchery. Graduating seniors are in for one last rally, all the underclassmen just want a break from all the damn school work, and I don't know what the other guests are doing, honestly.
This year I'm attending with a wonderful group of gentlemen called Ol' AGS. Over the last year, these guys have become my absolute favorite men's organization on campus and some of my favorite friends. I'm sad I didn't get closer to them earlier.
Our theme this year is Willy Donka and the Chilifest Factory. (Ol' AGS are also called Ol' Donks & their mascot is a donkey. No relation to the democratic party. (This is the south, dammit!))
It's essentially a shit show.
Allow me to elaborate: It's set up as a two-day country music festival with a chili cook-off on the side. What is becomes is two LONG days of college debauchery. Graduating seniors are in for one last rally, all the underclassmen just want a break from all the damn school work, and I don't know what the other guests are doing, honestly.
This year I'm attending with a wonderful group of gentlemen called Ol' AGS. Over the last year, these guys have become my absolute favorite men's organization on campus and some of my favorite friends. I'm sad I didn't get closer to them earlier.
Our theme this year is Willy Donka and the Chilifest Factory. (Ol' AGS are also called Ol' Donks & their mascot is a donkey. No relation to the democratic party. (This is the south, dammit!))

This is a 8500 beer pyramid for the 350 people in our group alone:
It's beautiful, right? I can't wait to dig in when I arrive later today. Just kidding. You know I only drink liquor.
I'm sitting in the office right now, but I'll be in beautiful Snook, TX for the madness around 5. If I make it back alive, I'll report on the activities. Expect pictures. Expect giggles.
THIS IS HOW YOU DO DAY 36. CHILIFEST FOREVERRRRRRRR
Thursday, April 3, 2014
Day 37 - Balls Out for Formal
Today I went balls out for formal. I have my final Delta Gamma social event coming up on April 29th. Formal is an annual thing here, and some years have been great, some sucked, and some I didn't go (sucked). This year I decided to do it big.
1. Kickass Dress
I wanted a designer dress for this event, but didn't want to shell out the cash or closet space, so I employed the use of Rent the Runway, a service I've been hearing about for a while but never considered. You pay to rent designer dresses for a few days. It's genius for someone like me who has formal events but would never re-wear a ball gown ever again.
My choice:
2. Kickass Date
This one was tricky, honestly. I needed someone fool proof. Someone who would socialize on their own, wouldn't need babysitting, wouldn't make me uncomfy and hit on me, and would dance/drink the night away. Picked him, asked him, got him. His name is Riley and he's the bomb.
3. Ask Date in a Kickass Way
As this is my school event to ask a date to, I wanted to go balls out instead of the traditional text/drunken invite on Northgate/out-to-coffee thing. So I picked something Riley and I both love: Harry Potter. The concept was a box of sweets from Honeydukes with some puns thrown in for good measure. The result:


Badass, I know. It was way too much fun to make and Riley loved it! I asked him, then went to happy hour with my lady friends, and that's how you do day 37.
1. Kickass Dress
I wanted a designer dress for this event, but didn't want to shell out the cash or closet space, so I employed the use of Rent the Runway, a service I've been hearing about for a while but never considered. You pay to rent designer dresses for a few days. It's genius for someone like me who has formal events but would never re-wear a ball gown ever again.
My choice:
Badgley Mischka Screen Siren Dress in Gold
I love that RTR sends you two sizes in case one doesn't fit. I am anxiously awaiting its arrival on April 28th! Damn, I'm going to look good.2. Kickass Date
This one was tricky, honestly. I needed someone fool proof. Someone who would socialize on their own, wouldn't need babysitting, wouldn't make me uncomfy and hit on me, and would dance/drink the night away. Picked him, asked him, got him. His name is Riley and he's the bomb.
3. Ask Date in a Kickass Way
As this is my school event to ask a date to, I wanted to go balls out instead of the traditional text/drunken invite on Northgate/out-to-coffee thing. So I picked something Riley and I both love: Harry Potter. The concept was a box of sweets from Honeydukes with some puns thrown in for good measure. The result:
Badass, I know. It was way too much fun to make and Riley loved it! I asked him, then went to happy hour with my lady friends, and that's how you do day 37.
Tuesday, April 1, 2014
40 Days and 40 Nights
Taking a break from travel thoughts, I realized on Monday that I had only 40 days and 40 nights left of my college experience. THAT'S IT. WTF. I haven't done half the things I expected to do! (not true, but I can think of lots of things I still want to do before I go!)
So now I'm focusing REEEALLY hard for 40 days and nights to make the most of what I've got left.
Let's begin.
So now I'm focusing REEEALLY hard for 40 days and nights to make the most of what I've got left.
Let's begin.
I'm COMING FOR YOU, College.
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